All along I was never in doubt. 1 I am going to sell everything and move to Kansas. 2 And get a job as a grocery store checker. 3 And live in a tiny house with a potted plant that sits in the kitchen window. 4 A potted plant that flowers and makes me smile. 5 Then attracts some weird bugs and dies. 6 One of my new Kansas friends tells me the bugs were in the soil.

Alert Nerd is a collective of writers and artists examining geek culture and personal experience through fiction, creative nonfiction, and other media. Founded in April 2006, Alert Nerd was a blog that spat hundreds of thousands of words into the ether on all kinds of geeky stuff. Use the links above to check out our projects, or slide on down the page and make with the clicky on the attractive story banners to your right, our left.

Sometimes silly, sometimes sarcastic, sometimes sentimental. com for new stuff! October 28, 2010. I never knew there were running shoes geared toward overpronators. Way to heavy for running.

This was bad comics, like really awful, pointless nonsense. Lois is trying to escort Britannia to her magic power suit through a warzone so she can be the super maguffin that kills all the bad guys I guess? Dies in two weeks in the. They should have just called. Yeah This is like that.

Friday, August 27, 2010. I am starting to cast my eye toward social media. I tried to think of the most recent honest-to-goodness heroes in our country over the pa.